The Panama Canal competes against the Suez Canal by having TWO ships stuck in its channel, President Biden announces new shot for shot plan to get more Wisconsinites on board, and messing around with a News You Need... River Reporter? All of these stories and more on this episode of News You Need! The only fake news that you can trust!

Anchors: Garahbrie Wesley, Alaina Verstegen; Intro Anchors: Andrew Hansen, Kaitlyn Smith; River Reporter/1st Bar Guy: Nick Matteson; 2nd Bar Guy/1st Road Rage Driver: Jonny Samp; Sally Snooper: Ali Basham; Lathery Jacobs: Jessie Tischaefer; Shampoo Suer/Manwich "Sauce?" Guy: Tyler Bergbigler; Manwich Doctor: Thomas Locke; Manwich Bag Thrower/Road Rage Reporter: Joe Ognenoff; 2nd Road Rage Driver: Cody Barnes. Executive Producer/Director: Jake Socha; Producer/Assistant Director: Jonny Samp; Producer/Technical Director: Cody Barnes; Producer: Bailey Laird; Writers: Bailey Laird; Cody Barnes; Crystal Roberts; Erik Berlin; Jake Socha; Jessie Tischaefer; Jerrett Netzer; Jonny Samp; Nick Matteson; Thomas Locke; Tyler Bergbigler; Shiloh DeBauch; Video Editors: Jake Socha; Corey Hill; Audio Board: Louie Barlaw; Teleprompter: Jessie Tischaefer; Master Control: Ruby Anderson; Floor Director/Camera 2: Adam Castle; Camera 1: Nick Matteson; Camera 3: Zachary Stremer.